TFW Your Insurrection Fails And You Have To Settle For Olive Garden

A lot of things happened. Here are some of the things. This is TPM’s Morning Memo.

Standing By, As Trump Said

Attorneys for Oath Keepers leader Stewart Rhodes, who’s been charged with seditious conspiracy in connection to the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, said in a recent court filing that Stewart and his Oath Keeper buddies were waiting for Trump to invoke the Insurrection Act that day.

  • Rhodes and the other Oath Keepers were only at the Capitol to “defend that declaration” if Trump were to invoke it, the lawyers said.
  • When Trump didn’t do that, Rhodes and the other Oath Keepers gave up and went to Olive Garden, according to the lawyers. The Olive Garden thing came up like four times in that filing, actually.
  • The lawyers also argued that Stewart’s co-conspirator, Edward Vallejo, was too fat, old and unhealthy to pose a real threat as an alleged “quick reaction force” (QRF) in the plot described by prosecutors.

Trump Campaign Coordinated Fake Electors Scheme, Jan. 6 Panel Says

In another sweeping round of subpoenas on Tuesday, the House Jan. 6 Committee accused the Trump campaign of being directly involved in the plot to convince state Republicans to gather fake Trump electors as part of a broader attempt to undo Biden’s win.

  • Two Trump campaign officials were subpoenaed: Director of Election Day Operations Michael Roman and his deputy, Gary Brown.
  • Arizona GOP chair Kelli Ward was also among those to get slapped with a subpoena yesterday.
    • Fun fact: She’s now selling a book titled “Justified: The Story of America’s Audit,” in which she apparently tries to explain why the sham election audit commissioned by Arizona Senate Republicans was justified despite it finding no evidence of fraud whatsoever.

US Reaches More Than 1 Million ‘Excess Deaths’ In Pandemic

The U.S. has seen 1,023,916 deaths above normal since the pandemic started, the CDC reports.

  • Most of those “excess deaths” were caused by COVID-19, the CDC said. The rest were due to heart disease, hypertension, dementia and other illnesses exacerbated by the pandemic.
  • 920,000 people have died from COVID as of today, according to the CDC’s tracker.

Ice Fishing-Prostitution Mayor Quits

Republican Mayor Craig Shubert of Hudson, Ohio resigned on Monday, less than a week after a city council meeting where he sounded the alarm over the moral turpitude that comes with allowing people to go ice fishing in a local park, which will lead to ice fishing shanties, which are, as everyone knows, magnets for prostitutes.

  • Shubert insisted in a statement on Monday that he was just making an attempt at dry humor that was “grossly misunderstood.” The mayor claimed to be a victim of “the politics of personal destruction by means of character assassination.”
  • Icefishinggate wasn’t Shubert’s only, uh, controversy recently. The mayor’s resignation comes a few months after he raised hell over what he called “pornographic content” in a school textbook, earning him an endorsement from Ohio GOP Senate candidate Josh Mandel at the time.

30th House Dem Announces Retirement

Rep. Kathleen Rice (D-NY) announced on Tuesday that she won’t be seeking reelection at the end of her term, ticking the number of retiring House Democrats up to 30 ahead of the 2022 midterms. 

  • 13 House Republicans are leaving, too, according to what the House Press Gallery refers to as its “Casualty List.”
    • That’s not a good name for it.
  • Rice’s seat in New York’s 4th congressional district has been held by a Democrat since 1997 (Rice took office in 2015), and she beat her GOP challenger by more than 10 points in the 2020 elections.

Sandy Hook Families Reach Historic $73 Million Settlement With Gun Manufacturer

The families of the Sandy Hook Elementary School massacre victims agreed to a $73 million settlement on Tuesday in their lawsuit against Remington, the maker of the Bushmaster AR-15-style rifle that was used in the shooting, and Remington’s insurance companies.

  • The families, who filed the suit in 2014, accused Remington of being partially responsible for the massacre with its marketing strategy of glorifying the weapon as a war tool.
  • Remington has gone bankrupt. The settlement was filed in bankruptcy court, an attorney for the families told CNN.

Hawley Insists His Fist-Pump Mug Isn’t Pro-Insurrection

Sen. Josh Hawley’s (R-MO) “I’m not pro-insurrection” mug has people asking a lot of questions already answered by his mug.

Okay, my attempt to invoke that meme is sorta clumsy, but that doesn’t make Hawley’s defense of a mug he’s selling that glorifies the infamous moment he fist-pumped the Trump protesters on Jan. 6 any less lazy: The senator told HuffPost on Tuesday that the mug “is not a pro-riot mug” and “at the time that we were out there, folks were gathered peacefully to protest.” Oh, okay then.

Graphic Design Is My Passion

Was there really no other McConnell photo the Senate Republicans Instagram could’ve used for this?

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Where Things Stand: Majority Of Anti-Vax Trucker Protest Funds Were Donated By Americans

It’s hardly a surprise: More than half of the funds donated on at least one crowd-funding website raising money for protesters involved in the Canadian anti-vax trucker demonstrations came from U.S. donors.

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Biden Urges Americans To Prepare For What A Potential Russian Invasion Of Ukraine Would Mean

President Biden on Tuesday expressed hope for a diplomatic solution to ease tensions between Russia and Ukraine, while issuing a stern warning about what might happen if diplomacy does not succeed.

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Palin’s Libel Case Could End Up Before The Supreme Court In Test Of Decades-Old Press Freedom Rule

This article is part of TPM Cafe, TPM’s home for opinion and news analysis. It was originally published by The Conversation.

To the numerous challenges facing the U.S. media in recent years, add a libel case against The New York Times – lost by Sarah Palin, but now seemingly headed to appeal and perhaps on to the highest court in the land.

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Jan. 6 Committee Subpoenas Republican State Lawmakers, Trump Campaign Officials

The Trump campaign coordinated efforts to persuade Republican state lawmakers to send fake slates of electors to Congress on Jan. 6, the the Jan. 6 Committee said on Tuesday.

The statement came in the form of a fresh wave of subpoenas issued to several Trump campaign officials and three of the most outspoken state-level elected Republicans, part of an effort to investigation plans to mess with the certification of the 2020 election.

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A Few Thoughts on Russia, Ukraine and the US and How We Got Here

I usually let notes from TPM Readers speak for themselves. But TPM Reader JE’s note made me think JE both didn’t know the extent to which he and I agree or where I get my news. It also gave me an opportunity to address a few issues I’ve been wanting to discuss.

First, JE

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Fake Crack Pipes: How The GOP Is Using A Conspiracy Theory To Threaten Gov’t Shutdown

This article has been updated.

Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer (D-NY) took to the floor on Tuesday to say he is “hopeful” that his GOP colleagues will cooperate with a three-week continuing resolution to keep the government funded ahead of Friday’s looming shutdown deadline.

“No one and certainly not my Republican colleagues want a Republican government shutdown,” Schumer said. “So I’m hopeful they will cooperate with us to pass this necessary CR which every single Democrats wants.”

Schumer’s remarks come a day after Sen. Marsha Blackburn (R-TN) threatened to hold up the bill to keep the government funded until the Biden administration addresses her questions about a debunked conspiracy theory involving … crack pipes. Like many GOP grievances these days, the conspiracy theory was birthed in the right-wing media swamps and has made its way to the halls of Congress, becoming Republicans’ latest talking point for obstruction.

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Durham Accused Of Stoking Trumpy Conspiracy Theories In Blistering Counterattack By Target Of His Probe

Special counsel John Durham is using court filings to spread conspiracy theories about the 2016 election, attorneys for defendant Michael Sussmann said in a late Monday court filing.

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Brazen

A federal judge is placing the burden on John Eastman to demonstrate that he had an attorney-client relationship and thus privilege in his efforts to help ex-President Trump launch a coup to overturn the results of the 2020 election. The current argument turns on more than 500 pages of emails from just the days between January 4th and January 7th, 2021.

What jumps out at me is the fact that in his responses Eastman quite openly plays to the fact that his strategy is to delay until the committee is disbanded by a new Republican majority in early 2023. “To the extent the congressional defendants’ claimed ‘urgent need for resolution of the privilege issues’ is motivated by the looming 2022 midterm election, this is not a valid reason to alter this Court’s January 26 order,” Eastman’s attorney wrote in reply to the arguments put forward by House lawyers.

Democrats Condemn Republican Colleagues For Boycotting Hearing Over Raskin

Democrats went around the half-empty table Tuesday, piling on their Republican colleagues for skipping a Senate hearing to protest the nomination of Sarah Bloom Raskin to the Federal Reserve.

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