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SUBJECT: ACORN is back
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May 26, 2015 1:55 p.m.
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ACORN zombies
I want to see the long-form birth certificates of all the “black conservatives” this organization claims to represent.
Sounds about as true as “Iraq has WMDs” does at this point.
“They called one of our board members an ‘uppity negro’…”
No they didn’t, because they don’t exist and you didn’t have these interactions and this is all just delusion fuel from the radicalized right wing fever swamp. Just smoke your meth and STFU.
“A recent first hand report…”
Nope.
And, of course:
“There are plenty of…conservative groups out there…They have higher priorities than reaching black voters.”
Truer words have never been spoken by a conservative panhandler.
“Paid for by the Black Conservatives Fund! We are PISSED! ROYALLY PISSED!”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2tLyqfJd54Mmmmm…mmmmh!