As newly appointed National Security Adviser John Bolton arrived at the Pentagon Thursday for his first meeting with Defense Secretary James Mattis, he was met with a bit of a sinister greeting.
“I heard that you’re actually the devil incarnate and I wanted to meet you,” Mattis told Bolton as the two shook hands and walked up the front steps, laughing.
Jokes aside, the two will reportedly not see eye-to-eye on many foreign policy issues. On North Korea, Mattis has been vocal about his support for diplomacy, while Bolton has advocated in his former gig as a Fox News contributor for a militant approach.
The two are also at odds over the nuclear deal with Iran — Bolton has called for the U.S. to walk away from the agreement.
“I heard that you’re actually the devil incarnate and I wanted to meet you,” Mattis told Bolton…
“What would make you say that?” asked Bolton, sweeping his tail under his coat.
Mattis To Bolton: ‘I Heard That You’re Actually The Devil Incarnate’
I’m not laughing. Why can’t I laugh.
Because it wasn’t a joke, and isn’t funny?
Ha ha he he so funny what cads
“But, where are your horns?” Mattis asked.
Bolton answered, “They’re in my pocket. I can remove them, because they’re bolt-on horns.”