The Daily Show Reveals That Fox’s The Five Is Really An Epic Love Story (VIDEO)

For the uninitiated, “The Five” is simply an evening panel show on which four conservatives gang up on Bob Beckel and Dana Perino occasionally raps.

But the program that debuted on Fox News in 2011 is “so much more than just a panel show,” as The Daily Show’s Samantha Bee explained in her epic one-woman performance on Tuesday night.

“The Five,” Bee revealed, is really an enchanted love story involving the wholesome Perino and “bad boy” Greg Gutfeld.