House Speaker John Boehner (R-OH) invited an afternoon of mockery on Tuesday after he (or at least his staff) shot off a peculiar tweet about the GOP’s jobs plan.
In a tweet linking to his “5 Points for Resetting America’s Economic Foundation,” Boehner ended up leaving the five bullet points blank, ready for any mischievous Twitter rascal to submit their own:
①
②
③
④
⑤
#5pts4jobs → http://t.co/DR9MAb4X5d
— Speaker John Boehner (@SpeakerBoehner) October 7, 2014
In a flash, Twitter rushed to fill the empty spaces:
MT @SpeakerBoehner
Follow
① Get elected
② ???
③ ???
④ ???
⑤ PROFIT!
#5pts4jobs → http://t.co/Odv8dYSRTV
— Gabrielle Levy (@gabbilevy) October 7, 2014
MT @SpeakerBoehner:
① Shut down gov’t
② Sue POTUS
③ Sham Benghazi hearing
④ 50+ ACA repeal votes
⑤ Threaten another shutdown
#5pts4jobs
— Mo Elleithee (@MoElleithee) October 7, 2014
① ¯_(ツ)_/¯
② _/¯ (ツ)¯_
③ ¯_(ツ)_/¯
④ _/¯ (ツ)¯_
⑤ ¯_(ツ)_/¯
#5pts4jobs →
— Chris Steller (@chris_steller) October 7, 2014
RT @SpeakerBoehner:
① Janie Jones
② Let’s Get It On
③ Smells Like Teen Spirit
④ White Light/White Heat
⑤ Radiation Ruling the Nation
— Elias Isquith (@eliasisquith) October 7, 2014
RT @SpeakerBoehner:
①All-You-Can-Eat Babybacks
②Fall-Off-The-Bone-Good
③For Around $10
④Golden
⑤Corral
#5pts4jobs → http://t.co/jJUAUtHz1I
— Rude Swole Teen (@cushbomb) October 7, 2014
RT @SpeakerBoehner
① could jesus
② microwave a burrito
③ so hot that
④ even jesus couldn’t
⑤ benghazi
#5pts4jobs
— lib-boo watson (@libbycwatson) October 7, 2014
nice RT @SpeakerBoehner
① ~black persident is black~
② isis mulsim
③ tacks cut!!!!!!!!
④ black ebola
⑤ opportunidom = freeberty
#5pts4jobs
— Jeb Lund (@Mobute) October 7, 2014
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/ づ
#5pts4jobs
— darth™ (@darth) October 7, 2014
