After Alex Jones’ Prediction Of Civil War, Here Are The Best #SecondCivilWarLetters

CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 18: Conspiracy theorist and radio talk show host Alex Jones speaks during a rally in support of Donald Trump near the Republican National Convention iJuly 18, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo ... CLEVELAND, OH - JULY 18: Conspiracy theorist and radio talk show host Alex Jones speaks during a rally in support of Donald Trump near the Republican National Convention iJuly 18, 2016 in Cleveland, Ohio. (Photo by Brooks Kraft/ Getty Images) MORE LESS
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July 5, 2018 1:10 p.m.

Conspiracy theorist Alex Jones declared on July 1 that Democrats were planning to launch a second Civil War on Independence Day, a claim no more ridiculous than many he’s spewed, but one which, thankfully, spurred the #SecondCivilWarLetters hashtag.

Twitter users mocked Jones’ prediction with some alternative history of their own, including dispatches from Fort Red Pill, the 42nd Bisexual Brigade and elsewhere along the potential battlefield.

Here are the best of the “letters”:

There were also a few flops.

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