Insert Joke Here

From the AP:

Thick black smoke billowed from a fire Wednesday on the White House compound in the Eisenhower Executive Office Building.

The blaze appeared to be located in Vice President Dick Cheney’s suite of ceremonial offices on the second floor of the building.

Overheated shredders? Addington burning files?

Take your whack at it.

Late Update
: Joking aside, as a former veep staffer points out in an email, the Vice President’s Ceremonial Office is a national treasure and fire damage to it would be a sad loss.