Bad Workplace Behavior

It apparently doesn’t get much worse than the U.S. Army, according to jokes surfaced by the Washington Post from emails commanders sent to one another. Brigadier General Martin P. Schweitzer, at the time a colonel, wrote in an email to a colleague that he had masturbated “3 times over the past 2 hours” after a meeting with Rep. Renee Ellmers (R-NC). Ick.