Someone alert the Secret

Someone alert the Secret Service! Has the real President Bush been abducted and replaced by a stand-in?

President Bush: “Katrina exposed serious problems in our response capability at all levels of government … To the extent the federal government didn’t fully do its job right, I take responsibility.”

I guess this is an example of that old saw, “If at first your efforts to blame everybody else don’t succeed, take responsibility yourself.”

We’ll get cracking on that four horsemen of the Apocalypse timeline.