As we mentioned, the Department of Justice is today for the first time publicly trotting out explanations for why eight U.S. Attorneys were asked to resign. But a commenter over at TPMmuckraker adds a few more:
Actually, there were additional problems with the attorneys’ performance that Moschella left off for lack of time. Here’s the remaining items.
Carol Lam: Always greeted the judges and juries with “Howdy” instead of the customary “Good Morning Vietnam!!!”
John McKay: Found to be at fault for the deaths at Nakatomi Plaza.
Bud Cummins: Always left the toilet seat up.
Daniel Bogden: Did not use the correct form when filling out the expense reports.
David Iglesias: Does not sing as well as his brother Julio.
Paul Charlton: Called the technical supervisor to fix the printer instead of the supervising technician.
And so it goes.
