Former Minnesota Gov. Tim Pawlenty included a number of jokes in his speech at the Republican National Convention Wednesday night, which he called “Barack Obama’s retirement party.”
First, Pawlenty went after Joe Biden:
[Joe’s] taking notes because when Paul Ryan speaks, Joe will finally get to hear what a real vice president sounds like!
There was a tattoo comparison:
I’ve come to realize that Barack Obama is the tattoo president. Like a big tattoo, it seemed cool when you were young.
But later on, that decision doesn’t look so good, and you wonder: what was I thinking?
But the worst part is you’re still going to have to explain it to your kids.
And he mocked Obama’s golf hobby:
The president takes more vacations than that guy on the Bizarre Foods show.
And I’ll give Barack Obama credit for creating jobs these last four years for golf caddies.