Georgia Man Later Discovers He Shot Himself In Penis While Holstering Gun

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A Macon, Ga. man accidentally shot himself in the penis on Thursday, according to WMAZ Channel 13.

The man was trying to holster his .45 caliber gun while parked in a gas station parking lot when it accidentally discharged.

He then when to a friend’s house, where he discovered he “shot himself in the penis and that the bullet exited out of his buttocks,” according to WMAZ.

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  1. Shot himself in the penis with his other penis?

    Too many jokes here!

  2. And seriously, why did he have his weapon out at a gas station in the first place?

  3. How did he not know until he got to his friends house?

    What kind of drugs/medication/alcohol is he taking that he did not realize that he shot himself in the penis, then the bullet exited via his behind.

    How is this possible?

  4. Seems to me his head is his ass. The bullet actually exited through his head.

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