NEW BRITAIN, Conn. (AP) — A Connecticut soft drink company is hoping to add a little pop to this year’s presidential election by releasing two specialty sodas named for the presumptive nominees.
Avery’s Beverages, a 112-year-old soda maker in New Britain, is offering Trump Tonic and Hillary Hooch — named, of course, for Republican Donald Trump and Democrat Hillary Clinton.
It’s the third straight presidential campaign that Avery’s has offered candidate-based drinks. The company will also be conducting a highly unscientific straw poll to track the race.
Trump Tonic comes with the slogan, “Make America grape again.” It’s got a bolder flavor than traditional grape soda and is a bit more acidic, says Rob Metz, Avery’s general manager.
Hillary Hooch is a berry soda with ingredients that Metz jokes are classified.
“It’s not sure exactly what it wants to be,” Metz says. “So we’ve got some strawberry in there, we’ve got some blue raspberry in there and we added a bunch of lemon for bitterness.”
Metz says his company will post the results of its straw poll each week on the company’s Facebook page. He says the goal is to bring a little fun and perhaps some taste into this year’s unusual presidential campaign.
The sodas are sold at local grocery stores and at the facility in New Britain. The company also takes phone orders.
Avery’s has a good track record, too. Barack O’Berry outsold both John McCream in 2008 and Cream de Mitt in 2012. Both were red cream sodas.
There is a bit of a twist this year. Avery’s also is selling versions of both sodas with blank labels so people can write in candidates if they wish. Metz says some customers have penned in Bernie Sanders’ name. Others have put None of the Above on their labels.
Tina Maldonado, of New Britain, came into Avery’s on Monday and bought a half-case each of Hillary Hooch and Trump Tonic.
She says she plans to give them away to friends.
“I thought they’d make great gag gifts, which seems very appropriate for this campaign,” she says.
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Don’t know if we can buy this analysis, but Cracked magazine in the last election tried to predict who would be President using a bunch of little known signposts along the way that no one would think of besides Cracked perhaps…
Or…we could just go with Western Illinois University where they have successfully predicted every presidential election since 1975 with 100% accuracy…and in November of 2015 predicted Bernie Sanders would beat Hillary for the Dem. nomination and go on to win the White House. OOoops. Guess they weren’t 100% accurate. Sucks to be them this year…
http://firebrandleft.com/university-100-accuracy-record-predicts-bernie-sanders-will-americas-next-president/
Or…we could just go with this little guy, Gnocchi the squirrel.
He got the Obama win correct in 2008 and blew it in 2012 when he picked Romney. But hey, in his defense, one out of two ain’t bad.
Forget these dumb predictions. Just make sure you show up at the polls and get out and vote. You never can be too sure.
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