No matter how sensible the protesters in Wisconsin seem, Stephen Colbert is sure that they’re downright evil. And if they won’t live up to the stereotype of the thuggish union member, he’s going to do it for them — even if it means killing an adorable puppy.
“We know that government workers are greedy goons because we keep saying that they are,” Colbert said. “But because they keep refusing to live up to our stereotypes, we must do it for them.”
“Then the American people will despise us, by which I mean them,” he added.
With that, he put on a cap that read “Union Goon” and set about doing typical union member stuff, such as saying “bada boom, bada bing,” and, naturally, putting a a tiny puppy through a wood chipper while on his lunch break.
Watch the video below:
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