Colbert Suggests Unbelievable Plan To Address Illegal Immigration (VIDEO)

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Stephen Colbert has a — to put it lightly — extreme plan to address illegal immigration in America. It starts with pregnant illegal immigrants who, he says, are the most “devious kind.”

“They sneak across our border with another immigrant hiding inside them,” Colbert said. “For all we know, there’s another one hiding inside the baby.”

“Now these women know that the second they drop their anchor baby on U.S. soil, the illegal resource-sucking parasite inside them that’s been stealing jobs from American embryos is instantly transformed into the greatest, bestest, freest baby in the world,” Colbert added.

So what’s Colbert’s crazy plan to curb immigration? He suggests we wheel these pregnant women down to the Mexican border, deliver their babies in Mexico, but then reel the kids back into the U.S. for cheap labor.

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