“If You Don’t Hold It, You Don’t Own It”

Of course. When the War on White Christianity enters the next phase, the government, even now controlled by the dark forces of Muslims, Communists, and Negras, will be freezing the assets of each and every Bible-belivin’ homersectional-abominatin’ flag-wavin’ USA-chantin’ gun-totin’ white American who knows how to respect the police but stands ready to water the tree of liberty when the circumstances demand it. That will in turn collapse the stock market, and amidst all the chaos the imams will be rushing in to implement sharia law.

So, all you righteous True Americans out there, start makin’ babies and stashin’ away the gold! It’s gonna be a barter system once the race war starts, so if you don’t have a lot of daughters to rent out and a lot of gold to swap for goods, you’re gonna be hungry and naked.

Note the “testimonials” of support that follow the ad. They don’t even try to pretend their customer base is something other than vanilla-Y (that’s a Y chromosome) with white Christian sauce on a bed of white rice. White hair too.

I still have yet to hear what good gold will be after The Big Collapse, when the only true commodities will be water, food, and bullets.

Mob: “We’re coming to get you, evil white oppressor Maker-guy!”

Whitey: “Wait…I have gold! I’ll buy you off!”

Mob: “How about we kill you and take the gold (and your wife, daughter, guns, ammo, food and water) instead?”