Larry Wilmore introduced us to a new dark horse presidential candidate on “The Nightly Show” on Thursday: Deez Nuts.
The third party candidate polled at 9 percent in North Carolina and 7 percent in Iowa and subsequently sent political journalists reeling.
“I believe you. Deez Nuts is officially in the race,” Wilmore said. “Or should I say Deez Nuts are in the race?”
Contributor Mike Yard even joined the campaign.
“Sometimes you gotta follow your heart and in this case, I gotta follow Deez Nuts,” Yard said.
That same poll, according to Wilmore, shows that presidential candidate Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) has zero supporters.
“Lindsey Graham has literally no supporters. I didn’t even know that was a number,” Wilmore said. “There are two things in America that have more support in America than Lindsey Graham: ISIS and Deez Nuts.”
Watch the clip, from Comedy Central, below:
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The only supporter Miss Lindsay has is his jockstrap…
It is early. Somebody ought to tell our billionaire overlords that they are wasting money promoting their chosen candidate. We are all having too much fun with Deez Nuts and Deez Titties. Donald Trump and now Deez Nuts. The most juvenile campaign since Jefferson and Adams.
held in place by his pantyhose.
As “Deez Nutz” is 15 years old, he’ll not yet be eligible to hold office. Come back in another 20 years, and we’ll talk. The media is so desperate for eyeballs, they will promote ANYTHING that smells like a news story. This is not one of those things.
He’s got no supporters because he’s got numb nuts