Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump stand-in, Trump Troll, returned Wednesday for the 100th episode of “The Nightly Show with Larry Wilmore” and he brought a “luxurious catapult” for Mexican children.
“I’m here to tell you that catapulting children over the border is a great idea that I already had,” Trump Troll said.
Trump came in his mini chopper and brought a Lego wall and small-scale catapult.
“What you’re looking at is a Trump-designed Mexican baby catapult, Larry,” Trump said. “And that wall right there, that wall represents the Mexican border. Larry, do me a favor: Take that illegal brown child and put it in the catapult.”
Wilmore objected to what Trump described as a “luxurious catapult,” but still loaded the baby into the catapult.
Watch the clip to see if the catapult works, from Comedy Central, below:
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Why doesn’t trump just fly the kids, and all their illegal parents, back to their country of origin(hopefully those countries have birthright citizenship!), in his helicopter? The kids at his recent campaign stop seemed to like that. Or if that would take too long he could buy a few large jets with his bulging pocket change (or is he just glad to be a citizen here?) and use them to take whole slews of folks back to…wherever!
George Bush was a bonafied idiot, no one questions that. Trump is turning out to be the nation’s clown.
Before this thing is over, he’ll be live stroking himself on TrumpTV and eating Mexican babies and making walls out of their bones. Because, beautiful and fantastic first off and because illegals are pathetic, unless they work for Trump that is.
The only thing yooooger than the Trump rise, will be the Trump fall. If he’s lucky he’ll land on a golf course and the Mexican help will not mow him or ‘pluck’ him.
I hope you are right about his fall, but I can’t help thinking about other loud mouthed clowns who rose to power on the basis of nativist populism.
What we are seeing is what happens when the elites of a country stop caring about their responsibilities to all the people. Nobody seems to learn from history.
When did they really, care?
Teabaggers shall not inherit the earth although they may make it unwanted.