House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) swung by “The Colbert Report” Monday night to promote Democrats’ new “Middle Class Jumpstart” initiative.
Colbert asked the House minority leader how she planned to push an agenda that includes a minimum wage increase, equal pay for women and education investments through a deadlocked Congress.
“Do you have naked photos of John Boehner doing something?” Colbert asked. “And if you do, is the tan uniform?”
Pelosi said that the Democrats plan to move their agenda forward after taking back the House in the midterm elections, which would also make Pelosi or some other Democrat the speaker of the House.
“Why would you ever want that job again?” Colbert asked. “John Boehner’s on the edge of a nervous breakdown all the time, he looks like he’s going to burst into tears.”
Pelosi said she’d be happy with just “some Democrat” taking up the gavel.
“I didn’t love being speaker, but I liked getting the job done for the American people,” she said.
Watch below, courtesy of Comedy Central:
Hokay, lefty bloggers, let’s get on it!
First one comes up a nude selfie of Boehner with any sort of arm - fire, small, someone else’s - gets a full exemption for 2 from having to attend Netroots 2015 in Feenex Aridzona in its stinkiest hottest driest month during the longest most serious drought in state history, including being excused from having to meet any state official at any airport or other public or common carrier premises and a complementary life exemption from eating at Taco Bell.
Does this count?
http://ts1.mm.bing.net/th?&id=HN.608001549247383385&w=300&h=300&c=0&pid=1.9&rs=0&p=0
Well, there’s an effective Scared Straight program, all in one image.
‘Scarred’ Straight is more like it…