Glenn Beck’s Ebola Song Reminds You Not To Lick Vomit Off The Street (VIDEO)

The Blaze, the news network founded by Glenn Beck, uploaded a helpful video to its YouTube channel on Monday that provided listeners with tips for “staying Ebola free.”

Among the song’s many morsels of advice were gems like “keep away from eyes that bleed, don’t lick vomit off the street,” and “keep away from discharge that secretes.”

It even passed on advice that the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention would likely stand behind.

“Don’t touch others’ poop and pee and we’ll be Ebola free,” the singer intoned harmoniously.

Watch the video below, courtesy of The Blaze’s YouTube channel:

h/t Wonkette

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  1. Avatar for anniew anniew says:

    Asses. Better not help that poor 7 month pregnant woman to the hospital that was miscarrying her baby either like the guy in Dallas did. I’m sure the healthcare workers infected were all just a bunch of idiots, too.

  2. Avatar for looby looby says:

    No need to lick it off the street. Glenn delivers it directly to your living room.

  3. But what about Benghazi?

    BENGHAZI!

  4. How apropos that a flamer like Glenn would name his little site The Blaze

  5. Avatar for mantan mantan says:

    don’t lick vomit off the street

    This news comes a tad late for street gourmands like Ted Cruz, the rest of the clown car and FOX Spews…

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