Donald Trump Makes Early Election Night Appearance—In Cake Form

NEW YORK — Donald Trump made an uncharacteristically early appearance Tuesday at his election night festivities at the New York Hilton Midtown hotel in the form of a rather somber-faced bust, rendered in cake.

The cake reportedly contained multiple sheet cakes and vodka, an appropriately excessive confection for the Republican candidate.

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