NEW YORK — Donald Trump made an uncharacteristically early appearance Tuesday at his election night festivities at the New York Hilton Midtown hotel in the form of a rather somber-faced bust, rendered in cake.
The cake reportedly contained multiple sheet cakes and vodka, an appropriately excessive confection for the Republican candidate.
This is amazing. There are 4 sheet cakes, 12 eggs and vodka in this thing. It took 50 hours to make TRUMP THE CAKE! https://t.co/a3rqVnNMSL
— Lauren Fox (@FoxReports) November 9, 2016
It looks constipated/full of shit.
Keep Christie away from it.
As the evening goes on:
why does it look like Walter Mondale?
That’s right. Chiselin’ Trump recently acknowledged his extremely prolonged bout of constipation.