According to Stephen Colbert, an immigrant invasion of America may not come from the our southern border but from hospital delivery rooms.
The host of “The Colbert Report” joined Fox’s outrage on Thursday over a new legal measure allowing babies born overseas from American surrogate mothers to obtain U.S. citizenship, even if their parents are foreigners.
“Now I dont’ know what any of this really means, but I think we all know what this really means,” he began. He let the panel on Fox’s daytime show “Outnumbered” take it away.
“This is disturbing just in what we do to create citizens in a country,” guest Pete Hegseth said. “You’re not passing on the civic duty and understanding.”
Colbert nodded intensely. “As we all know, citizenship is genetic. And as a Christian I believe ‘American’ begins at conception.”
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this is one of the most bizarre republican obsessions yet… i mean, really, how many babies would actually fall into this category… who are the whackjobs who even think in these terms… oy.
Now we have to worry about “anchor zygotes”
But won’t this just encourage ISIS to cross the borders illegally and rape women here who don’t even have to be citizens and conceive anchor babies that can then grow up to turn gay, vote for Democrats and possibly legalize marijuana?
edit: Oh, and infect everyone with Ebola too?
Reminiscent of the good old days when people would get fucked into cults. It was all so simple then.
It actually begins in the scrotum.