Schrodinger’s Romney

Image of a proton collision detected by CERN's ATLAS experiment, containing a possible signature for Higgs particle production.

Coming off the massive success finally discovering evidence of the existence of the Higgs-Boson particle, CERN has announced plans to bombard subatomic particles together at a speed close enough to the speed of light to isolate Mitt Romney’s actual underlying position on whether or not the health care mandate is a tax.