Public Service Announcement

I hope this will be helpful to some of you. If you are having a personal feud with your spouse or professional rival or just somebody who you’re in some weird spy v spy type feud with, I need to tell you something. If you try to frame them for sending a ricin letter to the President, you’re going to get caught.I mean, what is it with you people? Do you really think that your ricin tradecraft is going to hoodwink the counter-terrorism folks the FBI sends out when the President gets a ricin letter? Really? I buy that you could probably bamboozle your local police department. But the FBI and the Secret Service? That’s not going to work.