One of the many funny things about Denny Hastert’s silly lies about Democrats being responsible for his scandal is this: is this really their position? If the Democrats would have just focused on the real issues instead of blowing the whistle on our caucus pedophilia, we could have gone back to the real business of passing laws and molesting teenagers! Let’s focus on the people’s business! Oh, and also our funny business. If it weren’t for George Soros I could be cranking out a few good IMs right now!
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