Everybody on Wall Street

Everybody on Wall Street is waiting for tomorrow morning’s release of the new unemployment numbers. And most don’t think it’s going to be pretty and thus the market slid today in anticipation.

But what if you could get the numbers ahead of time and make gob’s of money with the insider knowledge? Turns out I’ve thought the whole thing through and this article in Slate even gives some pointers.

Yes, yes, yes. Just doing my part to erode trust in public institutions.

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