Indiana Presidential Primary
LATEST
News
For Trump, Emergency Cash from Congress Means Approval for More War
03.13.26 | 12:27 pm
News
Trump Judge Says Trans Rights Case Is About ‘Swinging Dicks,’ Berates ‘Woke’ Colleagues
03.13.26 | 11:09 am
Morning Memo
Trump Bails Out Russia to Save His Own Hide
03.13.26 | 10:47 am
Cafe
This Trump Judicial Nominee Has a Pretty Alarming Twitter History
03.13.26 | 10:27 am
An early prediction: Hillary will win Indiana by double-digits; after which Sanders will move the goalposts by just a little bit more than that.
***UPDATE: Based on internal polling (myself and my two Aussie cattle dogs), we can now project that Hillary will win tonight’s primary with 100% of the vote.
***UPDATE #2: Based on a review of posts by all the Bern-outs over at the Great Orange Satan, we can also confidently project that there is a 100% chance that Sanders supporters will once again dominate turnout in the whining, crying, and throwing rattles out of their cribs categories.
***UPDATE #3: Guess I should have included the neighbor’s cats in the polling – looks like a close race. But Sanders needed a 20-30-point win to “win” tonight, and that isn’t happening.
It’s extremely early (only about 1% of returns are in while I’m writing this) but what’s interesting about these early returns is that Clinton appears to be winning throughout the state. Normally, Sanders does well in rural areas while Clinton wins in the big cities, but that doesn’t appear to be the trend so far in Indiana. We’ll see if things continue that way as more returns come in.
ABC calls IN for Trump. Oh, the shock of it all. Where’s my fainting couch?
Looks like gop is saddling itself up on tramp to ride off into oblivion.
Gosh, I’ll miss the stupid.
I’m really hoping Cruz stays in until the convention – with every passing day, his odds of getting punched in the face go up significantly.