Never without a serious opinion, real estate mogul and reality TV star Donald Trump took to Twitter on Saturday to remind his followers of the bright side of the Ebola virus.
As the lone US Ebola patient remained in critical condition, The Donald decided to focus on the benefits of widespread panic:
Something very important, and indeed society changing, may come out of the Ebola epidemic that will be a very good thing: NO SHAKING HANDS!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) October 4, 2014
Trump gave no further context as to why the end of handshakes should be heralded as a net positive for society.
Trump hates shaking hands, he has for decades. One reason you couldn’t take his political ambitions seriously, among a million others.
Who’s the bigger pox on humanity, Ebola or Trump?
Because eeewww. Cooties. It is always all about me and OCD.
The Donald.
Making Tony Shaloub’s Monk seem normal.
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That growth on his head is taking over his brain!