According to the Texas Land Commissioner, absolutely nothing gets you out of wearing cowboy boots.
Commissioner Jerry Patterson dished out sartorial advice to Austin American-Statesman columnist Ken Herman, who had cast doubt on his ability to pull off a a boot, and in doing so, Patterson panned Texas Gov. Rick Perry’s (R) new look.
“I lament the fact that our governor could now pass for a West Coast metrosexual and has embarrassed us all with his sartorial change of direction,” Patterson wrote to the American-Statesman.
Perry apparently stopped donning boots due to back problems, which Patterson said was a “feeble excuse.”
“Tell Rick that boots can be purchased with normal heels,” he said.
Plus, Patterson said that cowboy boots are a great place to carry a knife, small gun or “a small flask, giving rise to BYIB (bring yours in boot).”
[H/t Betsy Woodruff]
So much crazy
Patterson sounds like one closet-queen homophobe dishing about another closet-queen homophobe.
two-toed patterson strikes again. this asshole uses a glock 33 for lifts. still barely reaches 5’.
ride-dumb cowboy
Sicko Ricko isn’t macho enough for Texas?
There’s still time for that burned-out ex-guitar guy to get in the race. A pants-pooing killer of animals and yellow-backed accuser of the President? Now THAT’s a manly man!
And he’s so TACKY, also too!