President Donald Trump’s self-assured commentary about his penis during a presidential debate made for one of the strangest moments in American history. Now Trump may find himself hoisted on his own petard, as his member is described in detail — and in much blunter language — in Stormy Daniels’ new memoir “Full Disclosure.”
According to the Guardian, which obtained a copy of Daniels’ book, it goes into “excruciating detail about the president’s genitals.” Per the Guardian, Daniels wrote that Trump’s member is “smaller than average” but “not freakishly small,” and “has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
“He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels wrote in the book, the Guardian reported, separately describing “getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart.”
“It may have been the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion,” Daniels wrote.
PROVE HER WRONG! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!1one!11!!!
She seems nice.
I hate it when my workday begins with projectile vomiting.
No toadstool, no toadstool, you are a toadstool!
I’m delighted that Ms. Daniels has made a contribution to exposing Trump for the criminal (and pervert) that he is. Seriously, she needed to out the orange haired bastard.
But, please, I didn’t know or need to know about his Yeti/mushroom genitals. Stormy, you owe me a tankerload of brain bleach because that image just won’t go away.