During a campaign rally in Georgia on Saturday, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) let loose on Donald Trump, knocking the physical appearance of his rival in the Republican presidential primary.
“You guys wanna have a little fun today?” Rubio asked the crowd.
Following cheers from rally attendees, Rubio said that Trump “actually was pretty calm after I punched him around a little bit” on Friday.
“But he’s flying around on Hair Force One and tweeting,” Rubio said.
He then mentioned a Friday tweet from Trump showing Rubio getting his makeup done at the debate.
“So here’s the one tweet he put out, he put out a picture of me having makeup put on me at the debate,” Rubio told the crowd. “Which is amazing to me, that the guy with the worst spray tan in America is attacking me for putting on makeup.”
“Donald Trump likes to sue people; he should sue whoever did that to his face,” Rubio then added.
Watch the video via CNN:
.@marcorubio slams @realDonaldTrump: “He’s flying around on Hair Force One and tweeting” https://t.co/6OZtrfIwim https://t.co/dDo3Q0EA5B
— CNN Politics (@CNNPolitics) February 27, 2016
They’ve advanced to 5th grade humor now. I suppose that’s progress.
And to quote Jerry Seinfeld, preparing to bomb on purpose, “Who’s ready to laugh?”
One Trump in America is bad enough. Another Republican trying to get ahead by out-Trumping Trump is just embarrassing for the GOP (also bad for America, but that’s a separate nightmare).
Ala JM’s point about Trump the persecuted “good Christian”…Trump just a short time later at an Arkansas rally accused President Obama of bribing NY Atty Gen Eric Schneiderman into moving on the Trump University civil case…
Looks sunny there. How badly was Marco schvitzing?
More like seltzer with his current scripted schtick…