President Obama, during his White House Correspondents Dinner speech, joked about the “secret agenda” he has planned for his second term:
“In my first term, I sang Al Green. In my second term, Young Jeezy. In my first term we ended the war in Iraq. In my second term, I will win the war on Christmas. In my first term we repealed the policy known as Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell. In my second term, we will replace it with a policy known as it’s raining men. In my first term, we passed health care reform. In my second term, I guess I’ll pass it again.”