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Justice Dept. Issues Indictment Of 'Supervillains' Caught By 'Batkid'

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The Attorney's Office also included a faux-legal indictment The Penguin and the Riddler, signed by Haag as "United States Attorney, Gotham Division" and David Johnson "FBI Special Agent In Charge, Gotham Division."

"According to the indictment, “The Penguin” and “The Riddler” thought it was a good idea to put an unnamed female in the path of a cable car, rob a bank, and kidnap San Francisco Giants mascot Lou Seal," the release said. "Somehow they thought these latest stunts would go undetected by Batkid. However, at approximately 9 p.m. last night, the bat signal went up and predictably the crime rate began to go down in Gotham and San Francisco.

 

Read the indictment of "The Riddler" and "The Penguin" below:

Riddler & Penguin - Indictment