A sinkhole opened Monday in front of President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida, and the reaction was full of bad jokes.
The 4′ by 4′ sinkhole “appears to be in the vicinity of the newly installed water main,” according to an alert on the town’s website asking drivers to “please pay attention to signs.”
Observers on Twitter joked that the sudden subsidence might be another kind of sign entirely.
Hell stirs, impatient. https://t.co/c47bKTCel6
— Schooley (@Rschooley) May 22, 2017
"Give us a sign, God."
[sinkhole appears in front of Mar-A-Lago]
"Hm, can't be sure that's anything."https://t.co/oTrfQkYBxR— Full Frontal (@FullFrontalSamB) May 22, 2017
Breaking: God sends really obvious sign https://t.co/rWFZtsJ2Ah
— Chloe Angyal (@ChloeAngyal) May 22, 2017
The swamp is draining? https://t.co/iWE7BjFs9i
— Peter Stevenson (@PeterWStevenson) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole opened in front of Mar-a-Lago. You know it's bad when Florida's like, 'Get the fuck out of here, you're a complete embarrassment'
— beth can't with this (@bourgeoisalien) May 22, 2017
Actions have consequences, people. pic.twitter.com/r0LOrGBldy
— Slade Sohmer (@Slade) May 22, 2017
shouldn't have touched the orb https://t.co/fkFaknbQuL
— Blake Sobczak (@BlakeSobczak) May 22, 2017
A sinkhole just opened in front of President Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate https://t.co/vlSlzzwBCP THE ORB DEMANDS SACRIFICE
— Oliver Willis (@owillis) May 22, 2017
Trump starts fucking with mystical orbs and the next day a sinkhole opens in front of Mar-a-Lago. He has no idea what he's unleashed.
— Matthew Yglesias (@mattyglesias) May 22, 2017
Would someone please add an image of Spicey emerging from the sinkhole.
In the old days, ‘The National Enquirer’ would have been all over this. Now they are part of the propaganda machinery. I’d deplore the loss of journalistic ethics but…
Mephistopheles come to collect?
“I love the smell of brimstone in the morning.”