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'Drill, Baby, Drill': Maher Mocks Murdoch's Move Into 'Romance' Novels

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So Maher imagined Friday what a Murdoch-run soft-core porn publisher might look like, reading from his own mock book, "Love's Fair and Balanced Desire."

It told the tale of a love triangle between Rachel Winterhave, "a home-schooled virgin brain nurse," Dax Random, “a widower whose wife had died in the War on Christmas," and a Latino orderly named Hector.

The NSFW segment included conservative dirty talk -- "Drill, baby, drill" -- and similes only a conservative audience could love. One character's manhood grew "ever larger and larger, like the deficit under Obama."

"Don't bother," Rachel tells Dax as he attempts to practice safe sex. "My body has a way of shutting that whole thing down."

The full video is available via Mediaite.