Sen. Orrin Hatch’s (R-UT) office was totally just joking when it tweeted an image of the front page of the Salt Lake Tribune, thanking the newspaper for naming him “Utahn of the Year.”
Taking the tweet at face value, Hatch seemingly didn’t read the actual article — a scathing editorial, which called on the eight-term senator to retire when his term expires next year.
Hatch (or his staffers) were apparently just being “tongue-in-cheek” with the gracious tweet, in which Hatch called the distinction a “great Christmas honor,” spokesperson Matt Whitlock said Tuesday afternoon, nearly 24 hours after Hatch’s tweet.
Whitlock poked fun at reporters, saying “you’d have to be very new to Twitter Hatch” to think the senator’s tweet was earnest.
You’d have to be very new to Twitter Hatch to think this tweet was anything but tongue-in-cheek. This is at least the 4th editorial the Tribune has written in the last two years urging Hatch to retire. Might as well have a chuckle about it. On Christmas.https://t.co/kzWebDLVuG
— Matt Whitlock ?? (@mattdizwhitlock) December 26, 2017
In a second tweeted statement, Whitlock mocked the Tribune — which called Hatch a politician with an “unquenchable thirst for power” — saying he hoped the editorial board found some holiday spirit in something “beyond baselessly attacking” Hatch to “satisfy their unquenchable thirst for clicks.”
If anyone is looking for a response to the Tribune’s Christmas editorial on Hatch, here you go. #utpol pic.twitter.com/prdQkl0iha
— Matt Whitlock ?? (@mattdizwhitlock) December 26, 2017
Whitlock also said this wasn’t the first time the Tribune has called on Hatch to retire, and proceeded to post a list of legislation that he claims would have fallen flat if it weren’t for the senator, who has been in Congress for 42 years.
Also worth noting that if Hatch has retired every time the Tribune is suggesting he should have, there would be no:
-Americans with Disabilities Act
-Children’s Health Insurance Prog.
-Orphan Drug Act
-Generic Drug Industry (Hatch/Waxman)
-RFRAI could go in for days..
— Matt Whitlock ?? (@mattdizwhitlock) December 26, 2017
While Whitlock did wait almost a full day before clarifying that Hatch was just joshing, the senator — through Whitlock — has inserted humor into his official statements in the past. In September, Hatch’s office released a statement advocating for new medical marijuana research legislation that was littered with weed puns.
Oh please, y’all really are that fucking stupid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9hNIX7V21pUObviously some of Lenny Bruce rubbed off on Hatch, which is understandable since they slept together for a few months one summer back in the 60s.*
*Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Actually, I find it pretty plausible that this was in fact a lame attempt at humor on the part of Team Hatch.
On the other hand, it does lack that essential element of GOP “humor,” namely cruelty. Which is probably why nobody realized it was supposed to be a joke.
Yeah, and we’re in on the joke that Senator Hatch is a despicable power-hungry and cruel person.
It seems Hatch and his cohorts weren’t paying attention to this bit of campaign promise humor.