Donald Trump plans to head Thursday to the U.S. border with Mexico, where he is expected to talk more about his thoughts on immigration, CNN reported.
Trump will travel to Laredo, Texas for a tour with U.S. border patrol agents. He was invited by a chapter of the National Border Control Council, which also invited Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX), according to the report.
I’m going to the BORDER tomorrow. Will be seeing some really brave people. Look forward to a big day!
— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) July 22, 2015
He has been widely criticized for calling Mexican immigrants “rapists” and drug dealers in his presidential announcement speech.
Trump’s advance team is going to make 100% sure that every one of those brave border people has a cork up his or her wazoo and whatnot, in case the raping starts.
Awesome: The Donald sucks even more oxygen away from the GOP primary field, as Fox and CNN drop everything for live real-time coverage of his latest on-location bloviation.
It’s a beautiful thing.
In other news, Reince Priebus was treated by EMTs at RNC offices in Washington after first responders were called when he was found locked in the Executive bathroom sobbing uncontrollably and refusing to come out.
OMG, how did he ever get Mexico to go along on the ride? I hope his car is huuuggge.
Not only sucks more oxygen, Trump creates an effin’ hard vacuum.