On the heels of Hillary Clinton revealing a pneumonia diagnosis after stumbling at the 9/11 memorial ceremony on Sunday in New York City, Donald Trump said he plans to release a report on his health this week.
In a Monday morning call-in on CNBC, Trump said, “I saw what was going on with [Clinton] and I said, ‘You know, I’m going to go do something, and I actually took a physical last week and probably, I guess this week, will release the results of it.”
Trump also wished his 2016 rival well, saying, “I want her to get better, I want her to get out there.”
Trump and Clinton have so far provided a limited view of their health histories to the public. Trump’s Manhattan doctor released a letter claiming that if elected, the real estate mogul would be the healthiest president ever. A doctor for Clinton offered a somewhat more detailed picture of the former secretary of state’s health in late July.
Trump is trapped now. He has to reveal his health data, but smart people will know it’s been edited.
Yeah, and the dead giveaway will again be all of the superfluous superlatives…
Highlights:
Pneumonia: Not present. Never had it and never will.
Hand Size: Exceptionally Large.
Cholesterol: 0.
Bad Chemicals: Not Present. Was only born with good chemicals.
Hair: Original.
Sexual Appetite: like a healthy white-teenager.
This will be Exceptionally, Yugely Full of Shit and Grossly Over-Exaggerated.
Yeah, I"m definitely holding my breath. Even if he does release something, you know it won’t have helpful info on it. Anybody looking at him can see he’s got high blood pressure, high cholesterol, and likely diabetes. That’s no surprise.
What I’d really like to know are the medications he’s taking.