Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump reportedly sent GOP rival Sen. Marco Rubio (R-FL) a case of water since he’s “always sweating,” according to a CNN report on Monday.
CNN reported that Trump sent Rubio a case of “Trump Ice Natural Spring Water,” two towels with Trump’s slogan, “Make America Great Again,” and bumper stickers.
The “care package,” as CNN described it, included a note that read, “Since you’re always sweating, we thought you could use some water. Enjoy!”
Trump had previously said that Rubio “sweats more than any young person I’ve ever seen in my life.”
Rubio’s campaign didn’t return CNN’s request for comment.
Read CNN’s full report.
“Rubio’s campaign didn’t return CNN’s request for comment.”
Well, what do you want them to do? Deny that Rubio sweats a lot? That would be bullshit.
As someone who suffers from hyperhydrosis, I know it isn’t a laughing matter.
THIS, however, is FUNNEE. Don’t change, Donald! (Unless by some godforsaken chance you get elected and then please CHANGE, Motherfucker, CHANGE.)
This is so funny. I imagine though that Rubio already has a lot of bottles of water already squirreled away for the debates.
Trump must be straining every muscle in his body trying make sure he does not ‘accidentally - on purpose’ let his comments include the words ‘wet’ and ‘back’…you know that the insolent adolescent in Trump is dying to say it.
GULP.
Hahahhaaaaaaaaa…well done Trump.