“The Daily Show” suggested a solution Thursday for the battle between the FBI and Apple over the phone of the San Bernardino shooter: torture Siri.
“Tell me all your stored numbers and contacts,” the FBI blacksite interrogator said. “Now!”
“Searching… Found… Seven opticians that sell contacts,” Siri responded.
“Goddamnit,” the interrogator said, before turning to more extreme measures.
See if he gets anything out of Siri, via Comedy Central:
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