Republican presidential candidate Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) said Sunday that he had no thoughts on the size of rival Donald Trump’s anatomy.
“I’m not going to engage in the insults. I’m not going to throw the mud,” Cruz said on CBS’ “Face the Nation.” “I don’t really have any views on the size of any parts of Donald Trump’s anatomy. And I’m not interested in talking about that.”
Trump assured debate watchers last week that “there is no problem” when it comes to the size of his manhood.
Ted’s doing his best to convince voters that he’s a respectable piece of human filth.
But filth all the same.
Ted doesn’t care because he knows he is the biggest prick around.
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Christ almighty, the Trump shitshow has gotten so crazy that, for an occasional few minutes at a time, even Ted Fucking Cruz gets to sound reasonable in comparison.
“I don’t really have any views on the size of any parts of Donald Trump’s anatomy. And I won’t, of course, until I’m offered the Veep position. Then it will be up close and personal.”
If Ted took Viagra, he’d get taller.