Republican presidential candidate and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush added a rather expensive guacamole bowl to its campaign store, and the Internet immediately took to mocking it.
The $75 bowl, called the “Guaca Bowle,” doesn’t even come with the campaign’s signature “Jeb!” logo.
The description reads: “Jeb and Columba love whipping up guacamole on Sunday Funday. Now, you can get in on the act with this ‘Guaca Bowle.’ Jeb’s secret guacamole recipe not included…yet.”
*jeb speech writer furiously scribbles “America is not just a melting pot. It is a guacamole bowl.”
— Josh Petri (@joshpetri) August 5, 2015
The Jeb! Guacamole Bowl will automatically explode if you attempt to add peas.
http://t.co/ZSxQoDrmcI pic.twitter.com/jSioeyPnC9
— jimgeraghty (@jimgeraghty) August 5, 2015
omfg @JebBush stop trying to impress the @nytimes i am serious
@BKcolin pic.twitter.com/BnhfOtAo67
— darth!™ (@darth) August 5, 2015
“What’s that?”
“It’s our Jeb Bush guac bowl!”
[whispering] “I told you we should have said we were busy.” https://t.co/WID7yIIEoq
— Evan McMurry (@evanmcmurry) August 5, 2015
If your guacamole needs are not being met with a normal bowl, Amazon has some cheaper options per usual.
