In the season premiere of Amy Schumer’s Comedy Central show, Schumer, along with Tina Fey, Julia Louis-Dreyfus, and Patricia Arquette, perfectly call out Hollywood for aging out women at a younger age than men.
In the “Inside Amy Schumer” sketch, Schumer stumbles upon Fey, Louis-Dreyfus and Arquette eating lunch and celebrating Louis-Dreyfus’ “last fuckable day.”
Louis-Dreyfus explains the celebration to Schumer.
“In every actress’s life, the media decides when you finally reach the point where you’re not believably fuckable anymore,” Louis-Dreyfus says.
The women list the signs that a woman is no longer “fuckable.”
“You know how Sally Field was Tom Hank’s love interest in ‘Punchline,” and then 20 minutes later she was his mom in ‘Forrest Gump,'” Fey tells Schumer.
Louis-Dreyfus then applauds herself for not aging out until her 50s.
“Believe me, no one was more surprised than me that they let me stay fuckable throughout my forties, and the fact that it continued into my fifties,” she says. “I thought that US Weekly had made some kind of clerical error.”
“Who tells men when it’s their last fuckable day?” Schumer asks.
The three other women laugh and inform Schumer that it’s not the same for men.
At the end of the sketch, the women send Louis-Dreyfus off in a boat to “salute how fuckable she was for so many years.”
Watch the clip below via Comedy Central:
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Speaking of remaining fuckable, it sure does look like Tina Fey is aging far more gracefully than the Alaskan half-governor, Grifter Goddess, Sarah Palin.
Full Disclosure: I am an aging gay boy (still quite fuckable). I do not now, nor have I ever, desired to fuck Fey or Palin.
Well… I think this is about as unexpectedly NSFW a news headline gets…
Well, I can speak for all the straight guys who never found Palin attractive. As soon as she opened her screech-hole she became forever uninteresting as a fantasy object. Tina Fey is quite a different matter.
They all look pretty goddamn fuckable to me
/ducks for cover
So, “Fuckable” is good front page material but any other language about the bullshit actually uttered by the jerkoffs and assholes and fuckers running this country gets *** and —?
TPM - consistently inconsistent.
Get a fucking editor already.