Of all the President Donald Trump merchandise available on his reelection campaign website, one product really sucks: straws.
“Liberal paper straws don’t work,” reads the product description. “STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
The ten-pack of straws, which can be yours for the low, low price of $15.00 (plus tax and shipping) are — literally just plain red plastic straws with the word “Trump” stamped on the side.
If there was ever any doubt, let it hereby be laid to rest — Trump is a straw man.
Headline taken directly from right wing nutter media, reproduced faithfully by TPM.
Trump is counting on the GULLIBILITY and HATEFULNESS of his racist maggoted-MAGAts while laughing all the way to the bank to enrich himself!
For an extra 99.99, your favorite racist can purchase a straw used by supreme leader himself! But you might want to wash the adderall powder off the intake.
Would anyone like to guess where I would tell him where to shove those straws?
Anyone stupid enough to buy these is stupid enough to vote for him.
ETA: Geez, it must be Friday. My brain is so fried (and overloaded by this week’s political Crapalooza) that I actually thought the above statement was witty.
(It’s the end of my working day, so I am going home to a glass of cold rosé and try to recover…)