Of all the President Donald Trump merchandise available on his reelection campaign website, one product really sucks: straws.
“Liberal paper straws don’t work,” reads the product description. “STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”
The ten-pack of straws, which can be yours for the low, low price of $15.00 (plus tax and shipping) are — literally just plain red plastic straws with the word “Trump” stamped on the side.
If there was ever any doubt, let it hereby be laid to rest — Trump is a straw man.