Owning The Libs By Selling Trump Campaign…Straws

President Donald Trump reacts before speaking at a rally at the Phoenix Convention Center, Tuesday, Aug. 22, 2017, in Phoenix. (AP Photo/Alex Brandon)
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July 19, 2019 8:28 a.m.

Of all the President Donald Trump merchandise available on his reelection campaign website, one product really sucks: straws.

“Liberal paper straws don’t work,” reads the product description. “STAND WITH PRESIDENT TRUMP and buy your pack of recyclable straws today.”

The ten-pack of straws, which can be yours for the low, low price of $15.00 (plus tax and shipping) are — literally just plain red plastic straws with the word “Trump” stamped on the side.

If there was ever any doubt, let it hereby be laid to rest — Trump is a straw man.

H/T Yashar Ali

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