A lengthy court hearing Tuesday morning revealed the larger ambitions — and, frankly, undeniable buffoonery — of the alleged plotters behind a plan to kidnap the governor of Michigan.
The alleged scheme was interrupted by federal and state law enforcement last week, and 13 people now faces charges in connection to it, six in federal court and seven on state terrorism charges. The detention hearing for three the federal defendants began at 9:30 a.m. ET Tuesday.
Code Name Stupidity
The new information we have Tuesday comes from FBI special agent Richard Trask, who authored the affidavit detailing the alleged plot in support of the federal charges that came out last week.
That affidavit detailed some of the group’s attempts to allegedly hide their planning. For example, alleged ringleader Adam Fox (pictured above) is quoted as using the words “baker” and “cupcakes” to refer to an explosives manufacturer and explosives.
But it went deeper, and dumber, than that. For example, Trask listed the code names of the five defendants present Tuesday. They’re something else.
Here are all the code names used in encrypted chats by members of the alleged conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer, according to testimony
Adam Fox = “Alpha Fuck You”
Ty Garbin = “Gunney”
Kaleb Franks = “Red Hot”
Daniel Harris = “Beaker”
Brandon Caserta = “Debased Tyrant”— Robert Snell (@robertsnellnews) October 13, 2020
An encrypted chat the group used, Trask said, had a name that had to be abbreviated in court: “Fuck Around And Find Out.” After the first mention, the assistant U.S. attorney questioning Trask said he would refer to the chat as FAFO to avoid swearing in court, the Detroit News’ Robert Snell noted.
Paranoia Fail
The code names match the affidavit’s description of a group worried about being found out. But they still failed to keep things under wraps: The men were recorded constantly by confidential human sources and, later, undercover law enforcement officers. Trask said Tuesday that authorities had upwards of 100 hours of audio tape, including from an informant’s wrist-worn recorder.
14: During cross-examination, Trask is asked about the informants involved in the case. Trask said informants recorded more than 100 hours of audio tapes. Trask said one of the informants used a recording device on the wrist.@wwmtnews
— Mike Krafcik (@Mkrafcik) October 13, 2020
That’s not to say the alleged plotters didn’t try to keep a secret: At one point early in the plotting, in June, Fox had the group meet in a basement below a trap door, then took everyone’s phones in an attempt to prevent eavesdropping.
That didn’t work: A confidential source in attendance was wearing a recording device, according to the affidavit. (The owner of the vacuum store where the basement meeting occurred, who’s known Fox for years and let him sleep there, was reportedly shocked by the news.)
In court Tuesday, a prosecutor noted that the group talked about trying to use a device that would detect such recording devices.
“Obviously, it didn’t work,” the prosecutor said.
Members of the alleged conspiracy to kidnap Gov. Gretchen Whitmer talked about using a device to detect if anyone was wearing a recording device.
By September, the feds had an informant and an undercover agent inside the group.
“Obviously, it didn’t work,” the AUSA said
— Robert Snell (@robertsnellnews) October 13, 2020
Stranding The Governor On Lake Michigan
Trask’s affidavit details the defendants’ alleged intent to kidnap Whitmer from her vacation home and bring her to Wisconsin to stand for a bogus treason “trial.”
But in court Tuesday, Trask revealed that the group discussed another option: Simply leaving the governor in the middle of Lake Michigan.
“His idea was to take [Whitmer] out in a boat and leave her out in the middle of Lake Michigan and disable the engine and just leave the boat,” Task said of Fox Tuesday, per the Detroit Free Press.
12: Trasker testified that the group planned to secure a boat and planned to take the @GovWhitmer across Lake Michigan. Trasker testified Adam Fox wanted to disable the boat and leave the Governor in the middle of the lake.@wwmtnews
— Mike Krafcik (@Mkrafcik) October 13, 2020
Mulling Another Kidnapping: VA’s Northam
Another juicy detail discussed at the hearing: Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam (D) was also the subject of talks about a potential kidnapping, according to Trask.
In June, during an Ohio meeting with people from multiple states — including two men later accused in the Whitmer kidnapping plot — “several members talked about state governments they believed were violating the U.S. Constitution,” according to Trask’s affidavit.
Testifying Tuesday, the FBI agent revealed that the group discussed Northam specifically.
“They discussed possible targets, taking a sitting governor, specifically issues with the governor of Michigan and Virginia based on the lockdown orders,” Trask said.
A spokesperson for Northam said Tuesday that his security team had been kept informed by the FBI, and that “at no time was the Governor or his family in imminent danger.”
The spokesperson, Alena Yarmosky, then referenced the President.
“Here’s the reality: President Trump called upon his supporters to ‘LIBERATE VIRGINIA’ in April — just like Michigan,” Yarmosky said. “In fact, the President regularly encourages violence against those who disagree with him. The rhetoric coming out of this White House has serious and potentially deadly consequences. It must stop.”
Adam Fox’s head looks like an exaggerated (fattened) bowling pin.
Pinhead!!!
ETA: Remarkable specimens of an alleged superior race.
Adam Fox = “Alpha Fuck You” (Yes, he really is “Alpha Fuck Me” now.)
Ty Garbin = “Gunney” (Really original.)
Kaleb Franks = “Red Hot” (He wishes.)
Daniel Harris = “Beaker” (Like the muppet? Meep-meep? LOL!!!)
Brandon Caserta = “Debased Tyrant” (Hey, that is your BLOTUS IMPOTUS all right!)
ETA2: I give you “Beaker”.
Wonder where this guy got the idea that he was somehow superior to anyone…
I guess we’re fortunate that the right wing goons are such fools…wherever they try this stuff we get buffoonery and dildos (Oregon). It doesn’t change the fact that their incompetence could have deadly consequences, there are likely people out there with these views who also understand concepts like operational security and competence. We shouldn’t let our guard down whenever they turn out to be dolts…I still expect violence after Trump loses, or during the election process, simply because even the buffoons can’t contain themselves and may get lucky and the serious ones can inflict real damage.
I hope I’m wrong, but I think we’re as close to violence over an election as any time since 1860, but without the relief valve of states deciding to leave causing havoc over the election itself. Once Trump loses and starts railing about the “rigged election!”, all bets are off.
These guys are just the Federalist Society without the Ivy League pretensions.
Why from the voices of course…