Mike Cernovich, the far-right blogger who popularized the “Pizzagate” conspiracy theory and has asserted among other things that “date rape does not exist,” announced on Tuesday that he would “start posting outfits for men to wear.”
TPM has picked out a few looks for the benefit of our readers.
I will post some lewks of Cerno throughout the years.
Each served a purpose at a specific time.
Remember a Women notice shoes immediately. pic.twitter.com/a2Z64s5Jfy
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
The biggest fashion mistake straight men make is being afraid of colors.
There’s a uniform men wear – dark clothes.
They blend in rather than stand out.
I always stand out. pic.twitter.com/Cfz2GIpCv9
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Look for the principles of men fashion.
Rule 1 – Stand out.
Most men are invisible dressing line they are in Maoist China.
Always wear patterns / colors. pic.twitter.com/PsnUDElf1q
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Cargo dorks won’t understand. pic.twitter.com/85OjC3mSes
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Team Cargo Dorks are triggered, but I’m with @ShaunaGee so the smart ones are learning. pic.twitter.com/yeH2t00BFD
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Even the blues I wear are vivid. pic.twitter.com/bgPA9apbQU
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Shorts are allowed, however
No cargos
No flip flops
Wear colored shorts and sockless shoes. pic.twitter.com/EPLCEtig8h
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
White pants?
Yes, we do those, too. pic.twitter.com/ZXEzN7Rjfe
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Scotch & Soda has the best fabrics / colors POP. pic.twitter.com/34mjgmkaDM
— Mike Cernovich (@Cernovich) April 16, 2019
Thanks Mike!
Yo, yo Mikey C if you’re gonna wear plaid to stand out then don’t stand next to another bro wearing plaid, because you’ll look like a 90’s boy band.
Full-court wretch.
This guy actually thinks he’s well dressed? O my god.
If you want to dress like a grown up, ‘Cerno’, ditch the fucking cargo shorts. And all those tight sleeves make you look well, cheap.
Elegant you ain’t. Not even on the same continent as.
#justsaying
Wingnut welfare drying up?
Could he possibly have decided that he’s had enough of the lies and tinfoil hat conspiracies, tired of looking at himself in the mirror every morning and not liking what he sees?
Can’t get any date with good women?
Hmmm.