Go big or go home, right?
President Donald Trump made plenty of headlines in 2015 when he descended the golden escalator at Trump Tower to announce his presidential campaign, but apparently some of his allies wanted something a little … flashier.
According to a Monday Washington Post report, former Trump lawyer Michael Cohen and several other Trump associates favored what the Post described as a “circuslike spectacle” for the nascent 2016 Trump campaign: Bikini-clad women and elephants.
However, it appeared that Trump ignored the Hugh Hefner-esque fantasy for a somewhat simpler announcement in front of a crowd of “supporters” who were either paid to be there or were random people pulled from the streets.
Cohen is currently serving a three-year prison sentence for tax fraud and violating campaign finance laws.
Fat Donny vetoed the idea because there can only be one elephant in his room.
Himself.
Tacky, Tawdry, and Tasteless: That’s Donnie!!!
It wouldn’t have mattered. Promises of tax cuts, conservative judges, and overt bigotry and racism did the trick. Why spend the money on frills.
The “circuslike spectacle” is a real thing and his plans to remodel the White House are still in motion…
a “circuslike spectacle” for the nascent 2016 Trump campaign: Bikini-clad women and elephants.
No wonder Trump liked him so much, Cohen has a mind as dirty as his.