The Department of Energy issued a press release on Tuesday that quoted officials praising “freedom gas” and “molecules of U.S. freedom.”
The statement begins with a relatively milquetoast announcement on new exports of natural gas produced in Quintana Island, Texas.
Then the release quotes U.S. Under Secretary of Energy Mark Menezes as saying: “Increasing export capacity from the Freeport LNG project is critical to spreading freedom gas throughout the world by giving America’s allies a diverse and affordable source of clean energy.”
After which Steven Winberg, the assistant secretary for fossil energy, says: “With the U.S. in another year of record-setting natural gas production, I am pleased that the Department of Energy is doing what it can to promote an efficient regulatory system that allows for molecules of U.S. freedom to be exported to the world.”
Ellen Gilmer, a reporter for the environmental trade news outlet E&E News, was the first to flag the bizarre email.
TFW you delete a DOE press release thinking it’s just another DOE press release. And then you realize it’s not just another DOE press release https://t.co/oY4XFRq9Q6 pic.twitter.com/Pbbo5JTgDO
— Ellen M. Gilmer (@ellengilmer) May 29, 2019
Seriously? This sounds like the Onion version of a Soviet-era press release!
When did Borat start working the press office?
They are making it impossible for anyone to make fun of them.
Where by “impossible” I could mean “unnecessary.”
Let me load up on a shrimp/pepper jack quesadilla, a sausage/pepperoni/onion pizza, and a chili dog tonight, and tomorrow morning I’ll give you some REAL “freedom gas”, you moronic assholes.
Now the Deep State is sending our freedom overseas? By God, this will not stand!