The Department of Homeland Security sounded a bit like Cookie Monster or The Incredible Hulk in a press release Wednesday detailing how the agency has spent the roughly $1.67 billion allocated to it for fence and wall construction and renovation over the past 19 months.
“DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly,” the release read. “We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high.”
The release — its cadence, height obsession and strangely casual tone — caught readers’ attention.
This DHS document is very funny for the way it says "committed to building wall and building wall quickly" and "we have never built wall that high"
Not so funny: no actual evidence provided for argument that "wall" will work https://t.co/veVwJZeg0e
— Adam Taylor (@mradamtaylor) December 13, 2018
The Hulk is the new dhs press secretary: "DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high."https://t.co/BbZgkSbtDK
— Julie Gerstein (@havethehabit) December 13, 2018
ICYMI: "DHS is committed to building wall and building wall quickly. We are not replacing short, outdated and ineffective wall with similar wall. Instead, under this President we are building a wall that is 30-feet high."
Walls Work https://t.co/pCpzbzP5nq— Juliette Kayyem (@juliettekayyem) December 13, 2018
A DHS spokesperson did not return a request for comment. Near the end of the release the agency takes a harsher tone, characterizing asylum-seekers and migrants who approached the U.S.-Mexico border wall recently as “a violent mob of 1,000 people” which “had become assaultive.” The migrants, including young children who happened to be nearby, were teargassed.
“Me want cookie!” said the blue puppet with the tiny orange hand jammed up its back.
C’mon Matt, that was an easy one.
Sounds like a hokey, Russian accent out of the movies.
I see we heard the same thing. Heh.
The immigrants are coming! The immigrants are coming! Everyone to get from street!