Colbert To Herman Cain: I’m Not A Pizza Crust You Can Throw Away! (VIDEO)

Stephen Colbert is hurt that former Godfather’s Pizza CEO and Republican presidential hopeful Herman Cain canceled on him. The GOP contender was slated to appear on the Colbert Report Thursday, but pulled out due to a “last minute scheduling conflict.”

“Herman Cain, I am not some pizza crust you can leave on your plate and move on to a hotter slice,” Colbert said last night. “You can’t cancel on me, because I’m canceling on you!”Colbert said he’s “seeing someone else” Thursday night, suggesting former New Mexico Gov. Buddy Roemer (R) would make an appearance.

“I’m beginning to think, and I never thought I’d say this, Herman Cain might not be the next president of the United States.”

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